when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school
This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever
im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about
12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.
Wait another 12, we’ll definitely have it by then.
